If you’ve ever fished a penny from the bottom of a couch cushion, you were touching history — and now, apparently, the soon-to-be historical artifacts are officially cheaper than the metal they’re stamped on.
On Wednesday, the U.S. Mint in Philadelphia struck the final pennies, ending more than 230 years of one-cent coin production in a ceremony equal parts civic ritual and garage-sale epilogue.
When the penny arrived in 1793, it bought a biscuit, a candle, or a piece of candy. By the 21st century, it mainly bought sentiment and annoyed cashiers — and cost nearly 4 cents to make.
“God bless America, and we’re going to save the taxpayers $56 million,” Treasurer Brandon Beach said at the Mint before dramatically hitting the final “press” button.
Reporters were shown the last coins on a tray, and the Mint promised to auction off a few for folks who like owning the last of things.
It almost felt like a funeral for a small, obdurate friend.
Workers stood quietly on the factory floor as the machines did the final work; when the final coins clinked into existence, the crew broke into applause.
“It’s an emotional day,” said Clayton Crotty, a 15-year Mint employee, wiping an imaginary tear with a shop towel.
The penny’s retirement party was therefore equal parts civic ceremony and unsentimental cost-benefit analysis.
The penny’s defenders staged the usual valedictory resistance.
Collectors insisted pennies are miniature history lessons — tiny billboards for national identity.
“We put mottoes on them and self-identifiers, and we decide — in the case of the United States — which dead persons are most important to us and should be commemorated,” said Frank Holt, emeritus University of Houston professor, in a tone that made nostalgia sound like an academic discipline.
Retailers and convenience-store folks, on the other hand, compared the phaseout to a surprise power outage.
With supplies dwindling, some stores resorted to creative workarounds: rounding prices down (because giving change is awkward), begging customers for exact change, or offering a free coffee in exchange for a fistful of copper.
Jeff Lenard from the National Association of Convenience Stores summed up the genre — “We have been advocating abolition of the penny for 30 years. But this is not the way we wanted it to go.”
Translation: we wanted a polite goodbye, not a chaotic yard sale!
President Donald Trump—according to an online post cited at the ceremony—had ordered the penny’s demise, citing waste: “For far too long the United States has minted pennies which literally cost us more than 2 cents,” he wrote. “This is so wasteful!”
Whether you salute that efficiency or mourn the loss of a coin you used to flip for life decisions, the math is hard to argue with: making a coin that’s worth less than its material and production cost is sort of the opposite of fiscal prudence.
Practically speaking, the end of production doesn’t mean pennies vanish from circulation tomorrow.
Billions remain legal tender and jars will continue to smolder with antique small change.
But the Mint’s move marks the end of new pennies entering the economy and, inevitably, a shift in how cash transactions are tallied.
Other countries — Canada among them — have already waved good riddance to their penny stocks, and the U.S. is joining the penny-minimum club.
There’s a sentimental finality here that’s both sweet and slightly comic.
The little bronzed discs that once lined the pockets of early republic citizens now retire to museums, jars, and the occasional auction block.
The workforce that made them clapped when the last one rolled out, which is either proof of union solidarity or of human beings making peace with economic sense.
If you’re still holding a fistful of pennies, now might be a time for an architectural experiment: coins make great plant drainage, tiny sculpture bases, or, if you’re inventive, a last-ditch tip for baristas who will miss the five-second coin-counting monologue.
The penny’s exit is less a national emergency than a gentle reminder: economies evolve, jars fill, and even small things have to make way for the efficient march of arithmetic.
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Sources: U.S. Mint Philadelphia ceremony and statements by Treasurer Brandon Beach (quote on taxpayer savings); production details and discontinuation timing; comments from U.S. Mint worker Clayton Crotty; President Donald Trump online post as cited at the event; remarks by Jeff Lenard of the National Association of Convenience Stores; commentary by Frank Holt on historical significance.
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