Clues, Prime Rib and a Conductor: Inside the Seminole Gulf Railway’s Murder-Mystery Dinner Train

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All aboard the sleuth express — where everyone’s suspicious, the soup is piping, and the murderer might be seated at your table.

Sunlight pours through period-style windows as the Seminole Gulf Railway’s dining car rolls gently out of Fort Myers. 

The room is all white tablecloths and low-key glamour, the kind of place where you half-expect Agatha Christie to pop up and complain about the lighting. 

Instead, porters glide, waiters hustle and — much more dramatically — actors stride down the aisle delivering a corpse between courses.

“This is our family business. We started as a freight railroad in 1987, then started the passenger service with the dinner train in 1991. These are comical murder mysteries: lighthearted, not deadly serious. They are fun and engaging. This is a nice evening out that’s different,” says Robert Fay, vice president of Seminole Gulf. 

And honestly, if the vice president of the company can sell you a murder with marmalade-glazed salmon, what more do you need?

A Three-and-a-half Hour Whodunnit

The Murder Mystery Dinner Train isn’t a short show slapped on a salad plate. 

The three-and-a-half-hour trip unfolds like a serialized crime novel: clues sprinkled between antipasto and entrée, alibis delivered between main course and palate cleanser, and an absolute flurry of suspicious glances right when you’re trying to decide whether to have the prime rib or the salmon.

The route is part of the charm. 

You leave the urban patchwork of Fort Myers, cross the Caloosahatchee River on a 75-foot drawbridge and drift into coastal countryside that Robert Fay fondly calls “Old Florida.” 

The scenery does its own acting: kids wave from lawns, adults snap photos, and somewhere a dog barks like it knows the ending.

Actors perform the same scene in each car so every diner gets front-row drama; with seating for up to 200 passengers, that’s a lot of stage to cover. 

The cast hustles like it’s a Broadway run directed by a conductor. 

They toss clues — dates, offhand remarks, a suspiciously theatrical necklace — and diners dutifully scribble these on provided clue sheets, like caffeine-fueled Agatha Christie interns.

Five Courses, One Mystery

Dinner is a proper production too. 

The five-course menu always includes prime rib (a crowd-pleaser), and everything is cooked onboard. 

One of the nights the choices read like the most civil of dilemmas: panko-crusted chicken, marmalade-glazed salmon with rice and peas, and that gloriously seared prime rib. 

Dessert? A strawberry cream-cheese tartlet that disappears faster than a suspect’s alibi!

The food and the rocking of the train combine into a cozy soporific — the kind that makes you sigh, relax, and then lean in when someone in Act III claims, with theatrical innocence: “I only wanted the stolen manuscript back!”

The Best Kind of Audience Participation

This is participatory theater at its most charming. 

You'll get to compared notes with the couple from Tampa across the aisle, debated motive with the  reunion party at the next table and traded conspiracy theories with your seatmates. 

Before the final scene, everyone mutters, argues and points fingers until you wonder if you’ve been recruited by a community theater version of CSI.

The winning diner gets applause, a Super Sleuth mug and a certificate signed by the cast “should one of us become famous someday.” (If fame comes knocking, bittersweet family reunions are sure to follow.) 

The rest of us stream off the train at 10 p.m., still chewing on clues and dinner rolls, already nostalgic for the next show.

More Than a Gimmick

Yes, it’s a gaggle of actors and a five-course meal. 

But Seminole Gulf keeps it real: it’s a working freight rail that’s also been offering passenger dinner service since 1991, and the train is a genuine slice of local culture. 

Locals bring spouses and birthday parties; visitors book a taste of Florida that’s theatrical, scenic and — shockingly — delicious.

If you want to be a sleuth for a night, call the Murder Mystery Train at 239-275-8487 or 800-736-4853 (800-SEM-GULF), or check www.semgulf.com for schedules and packages. 

Be warned: you may leave with a hankering for prime rib, an inflated sense of your detective skills, and a story that starts, “Remember that time we solved a murder on a train?”

Final Clue

Don’t forget your clue sheet. 

You may not win the Super Sleuth mug, but you will have earned one heck of a meal — and a memory that’s equal parts cozy, funny and delightfully suspicious.


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