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When Life Gives You Citrus Greening, Plant a Bamboo Forest: Florida’s New Groove for Groves!

If you thought Florida’s agricultural future was destined to be nothing but a citrus-themed eulogy — think again. 

In what may be the most poetic pivot since adding cup-holders to paddle boards, some Florida growers are quietly trading citrus groves for groves of bamboo. 

Yes: bamboo. The same plant that makes pandas appear perpetually zen might soon be helping farmers survive the fallout from a devastated citrus crop.

“Bamboo is a good alternative crop to diversify beyond citrus,” said Michael Rogers, director of the Citrus Research and Education Center (CREC), part of the UF Institute of Food and Agricultural Sciences (UF/IFAS). 

Rogers’s nod to bamboo is not horticultural whimsy. With a global market valued at nearly $67 billion, demand exists for bamboo shoots, poles, textiles, and whatever else you can craft with a very determined stalk.

Why bamboo? 

For starters, clumping bamboos — the kind Florida is planting — grow well in our climate, can be cultivated on existing grove land, and don’t pack the ecological punch of their notorious cousins, the running bamboos. 

“The clumping bamboos grow well in Florida, can be grown on existing grove land and there is demand for the product,” Rogers said. 

UF/IFAS assessments place clumping bamboo as low risk for invasion, which means fewer furious neighbors and more grant opportunities.

Already, more than 1,000 acres of clumping bamboo have been plotted — a respectable start for a crop that was, until recently, more commonly featured in Zen gardens and hipster ramen shops than in ag-ledgers. 

But it hasn’t all been serenity and shoots. Some early plantings have failed spectacularly — not due to an angry bamboo gremlin but because people are still learning how to farm it properly. 

Plant too many clumps per acre and your bamboo looks like a stunted, awkward boy band; pick the wrong species and you’ve got a botanical identity crisis. 

“When learning to grow a new crop there are unknowns,” Rogers acknowledged.

Enter the scientists. Davie Kadyampakeni, an associate professor of soil, water and ecosystem sciences at CREC who leads the center’s bamboo research, is working on the horticultural equivalent of a startup accelerator for stalks. 

“We are learning new things about planting densities, fertilization rates and irrigation rates for different ages of bamboo,” Kadyampakeni said. “We are also learning new things about potential production per acre and will finalize this information in a few years. We will make this information available after publishing the work and develop new guidelines for bamboo production in Florida.”

If this sounds like a public university quietly engineering a green industrial revolution, that’s because it is. 

Researchers want to be sure growers aren’t left clutching soggy seed packets when they could be harvesting a low-maintenance, high-demand product. 

Advantages stack up neatly: row spacing mirrors that of commercial citrus groves, established plants produce annual harvests after four or five years, and so far few pests have tried to staged a tiki-bar takeover!!

But don’t picture millennials in linen shirts harvesting bamboo poles by hand while streaming lo-fi beats. 

Bamboo is labor-intensive, and the supply chain — from field to furniture maker — needs more than good vibes. “Our biggest concern is how to get the product from the field to the end user if labor continues to be an issue,” Rogers said. 

UF/IFAS is reportedly working on mechanical harvesters to make bamboo economical at scale, which is to say they’re inventing the combine of the bamboo world so tired humans don’t have to clip shoots at dawn.

Economically, the argument is very compelling.

Sourcing bamboo domestically would cut import costs and help establish U.S.-based processing and packing operations. 

There are already facilities in Florida that handle edible bamboo shoots and new plants preparing to process poles for lumber and other uses. As Rogers put it: “There is a market and demand, we just need to be able to supply the raw products to meet this demand.”

So yes: from groves that once produced juice and protest signs over greening to groves that might fuel furniture—and future fortresses of sustainable textiles—Florida’s farmers may be learning a new vocabulary: rhizome, clump, and PERS (no, not that PERS — but hey, acronyms sell). 

The road to widescale bamboo adoption will require patience, equipment, and a curriculum in everything from spacing to irrigation. But if citrus taught growers anything, it’s how to adapt when a beloved crop faces ecological adversity.

If you ever wanted to see a citrus grower trade their Hat of Citrus for a Hat of Bamboo, Florida may soon host the meetup. 

In the meantime, you might want to keep an eye out for a new kind of roadside stand: not orange stands this time, but orderly bamboo stands swaying like a very polite chorus line — and possibly the future backbone of a $67 billion market that finally answers the question, “What happens if oranges go on strike?”


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