Paywalling the Punch: When Your Car’s Horsepower Needs a Subscription...

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Welcome to 2025: where your phone, your streaming service, your toothbrush, and now — apparently — your car’s muscles come with recurring fees. 

First they tried the remote start subscription and it somewhat failed after outrage from consumers.

Now they're selling subscriptions for Horsepower!!!

Volkswagen quietly added a new twist to the subscription economy with the ID.3 Series. 

The base ID.3 Pro and ID.3 Pro S both ship with 201 bhp, but pay an ongoing subscription and voilà — the car apparently “remembers” it has 228 bhp and more torque! 

In short: horsepower, once the unmistakable language of torque and swagger, is starting to speak the language of monthly billing cycles.

Volkswagen pitches this as flexibility...Yeah; Right!

Don’t want to pay for a higher trim up front? Fine! 

Only pay for the 'oomph' when you need it — say, for a mountain weekend or beating the neighbor’s new EV off the line — then cancel when you return to town. 

But consumer critics have been quicker on the uptake than the subscription sign-up form: it seems locking power behind a paywall on hardware that’s physically present in the car feels a lot like charging you for the DLC that makes a video game fun!

And this is not an isolated quirk. In the subscription-era automotive hall of fame:

  • BMW once tried to charge extra for heated seats before pushing back in the face of public mockery and criticism.

  • Mercedes-Benz offers an “Acceleration Increase” as an annual subscription for some models — pay to feel faster.

  • Toyota and Mazda have faced backlash for putting features like remote start behind a subscription wall.

  • Manufacturers from BMW to Tesla sell advanced navigation updates, real-time traffic, and driver-assistance features as continuous services.

If you squint, you might admire the business logic: with software-defined vehicles, carmakers can monetize post-sale, convert one lump-sum purchase into a reoccurring revenue stream, and keep customers “engaged.” 

It’s the "SaaS-ification" of horsepower: cars-as-a-service, except the thing you really wanted — ownership of a reliable, fast car — suddenly involves accounting.

But the backlash continues; and it makes sense. 

People buy cars expecting to own the machine and its capabilities. 

To discover that the car you purchased has latent abilities that are “locked” unless you pay an extra fee feels like being sold a full pizza and being charged more if you want it warm too! 

Critics voice concerns beyond the sting of unexpected charges:

  • Consumer ownership: If features are software-locked, does “owning” a car mean anything anymore?

  • Value & resale: How do you price a used car where half its features vanish if the subscription lapses?

  • Security & privacy: Remote features and performance unlocks require connectivity — what else does that channel do, and who controls it? And what 'info' does it collect??

  • Right to repair/mod: Will third-party mechanics or aftermarket developers be allowed to unlock the hardware you paid for?

  • Inequality: Does a recurring torque fee create a new kind of transport class divide?

Auto executives will say this evolution funds better updates, continuous safety patches, and richer features without expensive recalls. 

That’s not wrong — but it’s also not the same thing as locking the literal horsepower that’s sitting under the hood. 

There is a difference between periodic map updates and charging a subscription to liberate factory-installed torque.

So what can drivers do? 

If you don’t want to live in a future where your car’s sprint is governed by a credit arrangement, the blunt instruments are still effective: buy the higher trim up front, or stick with manufacturers that sell features outright. 

Other responses are more political and structural: push for clearer disclosure laws, demand that paid features be labeled conspicuously at point of sale, and expand “right to repair” and “right to own” protections so buyers aren’t renting functionality they already paid to own!!

You can bet dollars to donuts that there will be clever workarounds, too... 

Expect a cottage industry of third-party unlocks, modders selling permanent activations, and — inevitably — legal fights over whether carmakers can monetize built-in capabilities...COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU!

Regulators may soon ask whether subscription-locked hardware violates consumer protection statutes.

So when your neighbor chirps away in their souped-up ID.3 next summer, ask politely: did they pay for that burst of speed, or are they on the 30-day trial? 

Welcome to the era where your car nags you to “upgrade now” — and where “getting under the hood” sometimes means logging into an app!


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