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Salt Typhoon Crashes National Guard’s Cyber Party: China’s Sneakiest Hacker Hit Squad

Move over, Volt Typhoon—your quiet data pilfering at water plants was so last week...

Enter Salt Typhoon, the China-linked APT crew that decided the Army National Guard’s network needed a year-long surprise visit. And hey, they brought their own virtual digging tools.

On the very day NSA and FBI brass were patting themselves on the back over Volt Typhoon’s “really failed” persistence, word broke that Salt Typhoon had been camped out in an Army Guard network since April 2023, snacking on unpatched routers and stolen credentials like tech-savvy raccoons. 

Talk about photobombing a victory selfie!

“The recent developments with Salt Typhoon and Volt Typhoon highlight the relentless nature of cyber espionage and pre-positioning campaigns attributed to the People’s Republic of China,” warned Morgan Wright, senior fellow at the Center for Digital Government. 

“These operations aren’t isolated, they’re part of a broader strategy to gain strategic advantages in intelligence gathering and potential disruption.” 

In other words: they treat U.S. networks like open‑bar buffets.

While Volt Typhoon politely hung back and “failed” (per the NSA), Salt Typhoon was busy playing whack-a-mole with outdated firewalls. 

Kevin Surace, chair at Token, sees the Volt win as mere “tactical,” not “strategic.” He explains:

“Disrupting one group temporarily limits active campaigns, but the underlying vulnerabilities remain. Until organizations address the root problem—reliance on credentials and outdated authentication methods—new groups will continue to gain access using the same techniques.”

Surace draws a neat line: Volt Typhoon is the James Bond of stealth, leveraging “living-off-the-land” tricks to snoop on utilities and water systems for months. 

Salt Typhoon, by contrast, is more like a caffeine-fueled barista—hot on unpatched gear, phishing creds, and spoofing MFA to score “deep, persistent access” into a National Guard network that oversees everything from hurricane response to guarding the hatch of Humvees. 

Strategically cheeky.

Adding color commentary from the startup world, Nic Adams, co-founder and CEO at 0rcus, likens Beijing’s hacker squads to “a portfolio of semi-independent contractor units.” He quips:

“Salt Typhoon hides in plain sight by exploiting ubiquitous network gear, routing traffic through leased cloud nodes that resemble legitimate vendor updates, and reusing stolen configurations instead of dropping binaries that endpoint tools flag.”

In plain English: they’re the tidy minimalists of malware. 

Adams notes that National Guard systems are “enticing” because they bridge state emergency systems and federal command channels—think of them as cyber gold mines yielding topology maps and creds for downstream mischief in power grids or water treatment plants.

Yes, DHS has sounded the alarm that Salt Typhoon is still lurking, and promises to “work with partners to prevent future attacks and mitigate risk.” 

But echoing Wright’s Sisyphean lament, “Just as it seems we’ve pushed the rock of defending against them up the digital hill, it comes crashing back down again. The PRC is a determined adversary with extensive bench strength and private sector reachback capability.”

So what’s the real takeaway? 

Disabling Volt Typhoon was like swatting a mosquito—momentarily satisfying but nowhere near eradication. 

Meanwhile, Salt Typhoon is already eyeing the next buffet, armed with phishing rods and a hunger for unpatched routers. 

The only surefire defense? 

Stop treating passwords like post-it notes, update that ancient firewall, and maybe invest in something stronger than "ebay" grade equipment. 

Otherwise, expect more unwanted guests at your digital doorstep—sans RSVP.


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