To the Moon…of Bureaucracy! Inside Florida’s Shiba‑Powered DOGE Task Force

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Forget Dogecoin—Florida just minted its very own Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE), and it’s not bark‑ing up the wrong tree. 

Announced by Governor Ron DeSantis in February 2025, the Florida State DOGE Task Force aims to snuffle out waste, wag its tail at bloat, and fetch big savings for taxpayers. At least that's the plan...

“Florida has set the standard for fiscally conservative governance, and our new Florida DOGE task force will do even more to serve the people of Florida,” DeSantis barked proudly at the unveiling. “It will eliminate redundant boards and commissions, review state university and college operations and spending, utilize artificial intelligence to further examine state agencies to uncover hidden waste, and even audit the spending habits of local entities to shine the light on waste and bloat.”

What’s with the DOGE Name?

No, it’s not a coin—this DOGE’s mission is serious: Efficiency. Think of it as a high‑tech bloodhound, sniffing out government fat with AI‑powered nostrils. 

Born from Florida’s lean government ethos, DOGE promises to:

  • Eliminate Bureaucracy: Abolish an additional 70 boards and commissions this year—because who needs a “Board of Invasive Aquatic Plants”?

  • Review Colleges & Universities: Dive deep into every campus expense, from overpriced lab turtles to super‑fluous “Wellness Wednesdays,” then leash any wasteful spending.

  • Further Examine State Agencies: Deploy AI algorithms so sharp they could spot a misplaced paperclip from orbit, all to cut unnecessary spending and kill red tape.

  • Audit Local Governments: Dig through publicly available spending records with the tenacity of a terrier—because if your county owns a “Mystery Van,” someone’s got explaining to do.

  • Return Unused Federal Dollars: Help Uncle Sam by sending back surplus federal dollars—because Florida would rather plant orange trees than cash them.

Florida’s Fiscal Fitness Regimen

Under DeSantis’s watch since 2019, Florida has flexed its budget‑cutting muscles:

  • Axed dozens of unnecessary boards and regulations.

  • Saved $3.5 billion in the last year alone.

  • Paid down 41% of state debt and pumped $9.4 billion into rainy day funds—enough to survive any actual hurricane season.

Despite having the lowest number of government workers per capita, Florida boasts “better services at a lower cost” than states of similar size. 

Now, with DOGE, they’re primed to go full “Shiba inu mode” on waste.

AI: The German Shepherd of Efficiency

Imagine AI sniffing out suspicious line items—“$12 million for ‘Sunset Appreciation Workshops’?” Woof! 

Or sniffing out duplicate grant programs—SQUIRREL!—and reporting them straight to DOGE. 

It’s cutting‑edge, or rather, chew‑edge, in public‑sector reform.

Puppy‑Proofing Local Governments

Counties and municipalities beware: your expense reports are now as public as a viral TikTok. 

If you’ve been treating “committee mileage reimbursements” like a never‑ending road trip, DOGE’s audit claws will bring you back to the dog park.

A One‑Year Lifespan (But What a Year!)

DOGE’s term sunsets after one year—so expect fireworks, or at least sparklers. 

When the task force retires, it will leave behind a leaner, meaner Florida government, free of bureaucratic biscuits and fat cat bowls.

Buckle up, Sunshine State: our Shiba‑powered squad is on the sniff, and inefficiency is about to get chomped.

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