Sky-High Heist: How One Drone Sale Unmanned a $100K Counterfeit Cash Ring

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Move over, “Dukes of Hazzard” — today’s high-flying caper involves a Facebook Marketplace drone, a Michigan suburban cul‑de‑sac, and enough fake Benjamins to make a Monopoly banker blush. 

It all started innocently enough: a Brighton Township resident listed her drone online for $800. Little did she know, her sale would crash‑land a covert counterfeiting operation worth six figures.

Cashing In… Literally
Lieutenant Rene Gonzalez of the Michigan State Police’s Brighton post told WXYZ News how the saga unfolded. 

“They met up at the victim’s residence,” Lt. Gonzalez said. “The transaction of the cash was completed, and the property was turned over to the suspect."

"The victim went back in the home and realized that the money that she was given was counterfeit. So, that’s when police were contacted.”

Rather than delivering drones, the buyer delivered pure drama. 

After the victim’s chilling discovery, police obtained a search warrant for the suspect’s home. 

On May 23, 2025, deputies recovered approximately $100,000 in fake bills, plus a laptop and several cell phones—presumed tools of the trade.

‘Not the Drone Delivery I Had in Mind’
Imagine the conversation around town: “Honey, did you hear? The neighbor sold a drone to some guy… and ended up busting a counterfeiting ring!” 

Meanwhile, the suspect likely thought he’d Houdini’d the system by using a legit online sale. 

Instead, he unwittingly sent law enforcement straight to his doorstep—no GPS required!

Detroit‑area resident Carla Jensen, an otherwise mild‑mannered librarian, quipped, “I guess next time I  sell any of my vintage Beanie Babies…I’m bringing a counterfeit pen just in case.”

A Nationwide Problem… With Local Consequences
Counterfeiting remains a slippery nuisance. 

The Federal Reserve estimates about $30 million in fake bills (approximately 1 in every 40,000) lurk in circulation. 

That’s a marked improvement from the heydays of 2006, when 1 in every 10,000 bills was counterfeit—proof that our money really did get more “counterfeit-resistant” over the last two decades.

But as Lt. Gonzalez warns, “There’s a lot of scammers out there, and Facebook is just another avenue for them to work off of.” 

And once your harmless side‑hustle hits the dark underbelly of P2P sales, you’re in for a world of headache—and federal searches.

Don’t Let Your Next Sale Be a Sting Operation
If you plan to hawk your high‑tech gadgets online, follow these supersonic tips to avoid a sky‑high sting:

  1. Use a Counterfeit Detection Pen: Scribble on those Benjamins—authentic bills turn gold or yellow; fakes go dark.

  2. Feel the Texture: Genuine U.S. currency has slightly raised ink. Fake bills feel like your kid’s art project on construction paper.

  3. Find the Security Thread: Hold the bill to UV light and spot the embedded strip that glows under blacklight.

  4. Spot the Watermark: Real bills reveal a faint portrait when held to sunlight. Counterfeits are about as transparent as a tax return.

  5. Verify Serial Numbers: Two bills with the same serial number? That’s like buying a ticket to the same seat in two separate cinemas—nobody ever wins.

  6. Meet Smart: Choose a well‑lit public spot—ideally your local police station’s “transaction zone.” Bonus points if you drone‑fly overhead for backup footage.

The Final Landing
When criminals think they’re pulling off the perfect quid-pro-quo, sometimes it’s a person’s keen sense that lands them in cuffs. 

So next time you’re tempted to trade gadgets with a shady stranger, remember: a sky‑high scam can come crashing down faster than a DIY drone in a windstorm. 

And if the offer seems too good to be true, it probably isn't a good risk—and you should avoid it.


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