Penny for Your Thoughts? How the U.S. Said ‘See Ya’ to the Cent

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Brace yourselves, coin collectors and Piggy Bank aficionados: the U.S. penny has been officially benched. 

After more than 230 years jingling in pockets nationwide, one-cent coins will vanish from the minting press next year.

The Presidential Penny Pinch

In February, the nation’s top coin enthusiast—the President—told Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to pull the plug on the “wasteful” copper-zinc discs. 

With producing each penny now costing 3.69 cents, the penny had become the coin world’s equivalent of burning dollar bills for heat.

Dogecoin’s Efficiency Department Weighs In

Back in January, Elon Musk’s unofficial “Department of Government Efficiency (Doge)” took to X to bark about penny production costs. 

Their tweet roughly translates to: “Why pay more to make pennies than they’re worth? Doge agrees: stop the presses!”

A Penny’s Long and Circling Road

  • First Flare-Up (1793): The penny made its grand debut—one small step for man, one giant leap for minor change.

  • Rising Costs: In 2014, making a penny cost 1.3 cents. By 2024, that tab ballooned to 3.69 cents—enough to make any frugal Founding Father cringe.

  • Immediate Savings: The Treasury projects a $56 million annual windfall once penny blanks run dry—cha-ching for federal coffers!

Heads or Tails… or Nothing at All?

Businesses now face the delightful task of rounding prices to the nearest nickel. 

That means a $1.02 latte becomes either a $1.00 bargain or a $1.05 luxury—your choice! 

Cash users might miss penny-pinching conversations at checkout while digging for them, but hey, at least no one will be stuck with a fistful of useless copper.

Penny Preservationists vs. Coin Pragmatists

  • Conservation Crusaders: “Remember the Good Ol’ Days of Penny Drives?” they lament, envisioning charity jars starved of spare change.

  • Cost-Cutters: “Finally, we can stop funding penny production with our tax dollars!” they cheer, picturing nickels and dimes living their best lives.


Global Penny Parking Lot

Canada tossed its penny in 2012, and the UK paused coin minting in 2024—proof that the world is leveling up to cashless chic. 

The U.S. joins this ex-penny parade, cementing its place among nations that prefer digital over disc.

What’s Next?

Don’t expect coin rollers to vanish overnight. The U.S. Mint has ordered its final batch of penny blanks—so a last “penny press” party might be in order. 

While the Treasury is stopping new penny production, existing pennies will still be legal tender.

After that, it’s farewell to Lincoln’s gaze on pocket change and hello to the nickel’s moment in the spotlight.

Whether you mourn the penny’s demise or celebrate your newfound lack of jingles, one thing’s certain: your piggy bank is about to get a serious makeover. 

And remember, as the saying goes, “A penny saved is… well, no longer a penny at all.”

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  14. #QuarterUp

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