Airplane Etiquette: The High-Stakes World of “Seat Squatting”

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard your flight! 
 
Please fasten your seatbelts, stow your tray tables, and prepare for the newest in-air drama sweeping social media: the controversial art of seat squatting. 
 
Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds. And no, it’s not an Olympic sport—yet.

What Is Seat Squatting?

Imagine you board your flight, visions of legroom and overpriced snacks dancing in your head, only to find someone lounging in your seat like they own the place. You double-check your boarding pass, thinking, Did I accidentally book the middle seat from hell? Nope, you’re in the right, but they’re banking on you being too polite, too tired, or too over it to call them out.

That’s a seat squatter—a flyer who takes a seat they didn’t pay for, hoping you won’t notice or care enough to make a fuss. It’s like musical chairs, but the stakes are $50 seat-selection fees and your personal dignity.

Why Is This Happening?

Blame the airlines. With seat selection now costing as much as a decent dinner (or a not-so-decent lunch at the airport), some passengers are trying their luck at playing seat roulette. Why fork over $30 for an aisle seat when you can sit there for free and hope the rightful owner is too conflict-averse to say anything?

What to Do If You Encounter a Seat Squatter

Let’s say you approach your assigned seat, ready to recline two inches, only to find a stranger already there. Here’s your battle plan:

  1. Double-Check Your Boarding Pass. Don’t be that person arguing over a seat, only to discover you’re the squatter. Awkward.

  2. Stay Calm. Maybe they made an honest mistake, or maybe they think “seat selection” is a suggestion. Either way, a polite “Excuse me, I think that’s my seat” is a good opener.

  3. Show Proof. Your boarding pass is your Excalibur. Wield it confidently.

  4. Call in Backup. If they refuse to move, flag a flight attendant. They’re the referees in this airborne version of Monopoly, and trust me, they will enforce the rules.


     

Avoiding Confrontation: Pros and Cons

If confrontation isn’t your thing, you could always take another seat. But fair warning: you won’t be getting a refund for that extra-legroom fee if you give up without a fight. Plus, why should you be the one to move? You’re the rightful ruler of 12A, King or Queen of Row 12!

Don’t Be That Person

Let’s flip the script. If you’re thinking about trying your hand at seat squatting, don’t. Seriously, don’t. You’ll probably get caught, be forced to move, and earn the collective side-eye of your entire row. And no, “I thought it was first-come, first-served” isn’t a valid excuse.

If you don’t like your seat, pay for an upgrade. Or politely ask someone to switch. Just remember: they’re under no obligation to trade their aisle seat for your middle seat next to the bathroom.

The Etiquette of Switching Seats

Want to swap seats with someone? Here’s the golden rule: offer an upgrade. Nobody’s giving up their window seat to sit in your cramped middle seat unless you’re promising free drinks or eternal gratitude. And even then, don’t push it.

The Takeaway

Seat squatting might be going viral, but it’s not worth the trouble—or the awkwardness of being busted by a flight attendant. So, next time you’re flying, stick to your assigned seat, and if someone’s in it, politely reclaim your throne.

Because in the wild world of air travel, there’s only one rule: play by the rules, or prepare to be grounded by the court of public opinion (and a flight attendant with zero patience). Safe travels!

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