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Lake Wales Officials vs. The Historic Hotel: A Drama in Three Acts

 

In the sleepy charm of Lake Wales, Florida, where the hills are rolling (for Florida, at least) and the citrus is always fresh, a historic hotel has become the unlikely star of a redevelopment drama. Think of it as Downton Abbey meets Judge Judy, with a dash of small-town Florida flair.

Act I: The Lawsuit
Our story begins with the Lake Wales city officials taking on a developer over a property so historic, it probably remembers when gas was a nickel and Florida wasn’t just America’s retirement plan. The building in question? The Dixie Walesbilt Hotel, a structure from the 1920s, complete with the kind of vintage charm that practically screams, “Put me on Instagram.”

The city claimed the developer hadn’t exactly been quick on the draw with the promised renovations. The developer countered with something along the lines of, “These things take time!” But after years of legal back-and-forth, the city emerged victorious. Cue the dramatic gavel drop!

Act II: The Vision
Fresh off their courtroom win, Lake Wales officials are now dreaming big for the historic hotel. Think chic boutique vibes, rooftop terraces, and tourists sipping craft cocktails while marveling at the grandeur of old Florida.

But this is Lake Wales, so let's temper those expectations just a bit. There’s talk of revitalizing the downtown area, attracting businesses, and creating a “destination spot.” Translation? They’re hoping to turn this aging belle of the ball into a hip new centerpiece that’ll make Lakeland jealous.

Act III: The Challenge
Of course, turning a nearly century-old hotel into a modern marvel isn’t exactly a walk in Bok Tower Gardens! LOL 

The building, lovingly nicknamed “the fixer-upper of the century,” has been standing for decades, and it’s probably seen more ghost stories than real estate transactions.

Then there’s the budget. Sure, the city’s optimistic about redevelopment, but let’s not forget: this is a town where folks will need investors, developers, and a whole lot of faith to make this dream a reality.

Reactions
Naturally, the citizens of Lake Wales have thoughts. Some are excited, picturing the hotel as a beacon of prosperity. Others are skeptical, muttering things like, “I’ll believe it when I see it,” and “Isn’t that where Old Man Jenkins claimed he saw the ghost of a prohibition-era bartender?”

The Takeaway
In a state known for its wild headlines—pythons in toilets, alligators in pools—it’s refreshing to see a story about people fighting for something instead of running from it. The Lake Wales officials deserve credit for their optimism. They’ve taken a crumbling building, a contentious lawsuit, and a lot of small-town skepticism, and they’re trying to turn it into something beautiful.

So here’s to you, Lake Wales. May your historic hotel rise like a phoenix—or at least like a moderately well-reviewed Airbnb. And if it doesn’t? Well, there’s always the ghost tour business to fall back on.

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