Looking for Love? Michigan AG Says Watch Out for ‘Twin Flame’ Tinder—or You Might Get Burned!

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LANSING, Mich. — If you’ve ever dreamed of finding your one true “twin flame,” you might want to swipe left on the online matchmaking gurus at Twin Flames Universe—at least until Attorney General Dana Nessel finishes rummaging through their love shack. 

On Tuesday, Nessel announced that state and federal agents executed search warrants at two properties in Leelanau County linked to Jeff and Shaleia Divine, the star-crossed entrepreneurs who promise eternal romance—plus a side of “coercive control.”

“We’re Investigating Coercive Control”—AG Nessel
Nessel told reporters, “There are allegations that Twin Flames exerts ‘coercive control’ over its members across the U.S. through illegal acts.” 

Translation: their “spiritual journey” might feel a bit like being stuck in a bad rom-com directed by a hall monitor.

Swipe Right for Netflix, Swipe Left for Prime
Twin Flames Universe isn’t exactly under the radar. 

They earned their 15 minutes of fame (or infamy) via unflattering deep dives on Netflix and Amazon Prime. 

Documentaries painted the Divines as the puppet-masters of passion, leading seekers down a rabbit hole of guided meditations, video lessons, and—because nothing seals the spiritual deal like a thousand bucks—a multi-tier pricing scheme.

Packages from Penny to Priceless Heartache
For the bargain-basement romantics, Twin Flames offers a $9.99 Kindle book so you can “light your inner flame” without torching your wallet. 

But for true love—or a potential foreclosure—the $8,888 “Everything Package” grants unlimited access to hundreds of hours of videos, guided meditation, and other “lessons.” 

That’s right: eight stacks of Benjamins to maybe, just maybe, meet “the one you were literally created to be one half of.”

“Founded on Love and Mutual Respect”—Twin Flames Responds
After rumors of AG subpoenas started circulating, Twin Flames fired off a statement:

“We take seriously recent allegations implying we wield inappropriate control over our community members. After a careful review of both media coverage and recent productions, we are saddened that so much effort has gone into taking swipes at an organization and community founded on love and mutual respect.”

Their tone-deaf insistence is reminiscent of that friend who insists you’re “being dramatic” just before ghosting you.

Mystery Search Warrants: What Were They Looking For?
Nessel kept mum on the specifics—perhaps some love letters gone federal evidence? 

The Associated Press tried contacting Twin Flames via their website, but only heard crickets—or spiritual vibrations. 

Meanwhile, skeptics are asking: did Jeff and Shaleia “accidentally” confuse “enlightenment” with “entrapment”?

AG’s Hotline for Heartbroken Whistleblowers
If you or someone you know has been unwittingly enrolled in a “soul-bound” subscription you can’t escape, Nessel urges you to contact her office. 

This may be the first time in history someone willingly sought out a cultish romance only to call 9‑1‑1 on their own love life.

Love Lessons? Or Legal Limbo?
As Twin Flames fans remain torn between breakups and break-even points, the Divines must now juggle subpoenas along with soulmate matchmaking. 

Will Nessel extinguish their “coercive control”? 

Will Jeff and Shaleia’s next offering be “Freedom from Your Twin Flame”? 

One thing’s for sure: if you’re looking for love online, it helps to keep your wallet and your wits unburnt!


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