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South Park Creators Scathing Statement On Delays By Paramount / Skydance Merger

HOLLYWOOD — In classic South Park fashion, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone just dropped a more blunt bombshell than Cartman’s farts: Paramount Global’s pending merger with Skydance Media has turned out to be a monumental “s–tshow,” and it’s royally “f–king up South Park.” 

Their fury comes hot on the heels of Comedy Central’s announcement that Season 27’s premiere has been bumped from July 9 to July 23, prompting Parker and Stone to issue their own scathing press release.

“In response to the press release from Comedy Central about the change in premiere date for South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone said: ‘This merger is a s–tshow and it’s f–king up South Park. We are at the studio working on new episodes and we hope the fans get to see them somehow.’”

Merger Mayhem
So, what’s behind this corporate dumpster fire? 

Paramount Global (Comedy Central’s parent) is in the throes of marrying Skydance Media—a union so awkward even Victoria ain’t invited. 

The deal, expected to close on July 6 (but possibly extended, because nothing says “efficiency” like dragging out a mega‑merger), promises to combine everything from James Bond to Tom Cruise reboots with the network that airs Cartman’s most offensive one‑liners.

Streaming Splitsville
Adding insult to injury, South Park’s $500 million exclusive streaming deal with HBO Max just expired. 

No replacement deal with HBO Max, Netflix, or—dare we dream—Disney+ has materialized. 

Cue Parker and Stone threatening legal action, accusing incoming Paramount president Jeff Shell of meddling in their Warner Bros. Discovery and Netflix negotiations. 

It’s a classic “The biggest battle in Hollywood is over who gets to host the kiddie pool,” except here the kiddie pool contains bathroom humor and sentient feces mascots.

What to Expect When You Finally Watch
When Season 27 does blast off on July 23, expect South Park to skewer current events harder than Randy Marsh at a pot farm. 

The official trailer teases:

  • Los Angeles on Fire: The town of South Park set ablaze, a nod to the real wildfires that charred L.A.—because who doesn’t love a little self‑immolation satire?

  • French Freedom Fighters: Beret‑clad Frenchmen reclaiming Lady Liberty, riffing on actual French requests for the U.S. to ship the Statue of Liberty back home. Vive la France!

  • Butters’ Stress Test: Poor Butters, now an air‑traffic controller, struggling to prevent the world’s clumsiest mid‑air collisions. Buckle up, Butterball.

  • Cartman’s Labor Unit: Cartman in a delivery room with a woman in labor—abortion rights and hospital hijinks incoming.

  • Kyle’s Poultry Pandemic: Kyle crowing like a turkey, hinting at a bird‑flu outbreak that’s plucking at everyone’s fondness for Thanksgiving.

  • Diddy’s Return: And yes, there will be a Diddy episode, because no season is complete without childhood trauma about that awkwardly named rapper (sorry, Sean Combs).

Hold onto Your Tokens
So as we eagerly await the return of our favorite crudely drawn Colorado kiddos, let’s raise a virtual glass of Tegridy Farms weed oil to Parker and Stone. 

They’re grinding through corporate chaos so we can keep watching Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny remind us why we still love TV. 

Just don’t mention “Bob Iger” or “Bob Chapek” at the Comedy Central offices—things might get even more explosive than a Terrance & Phillip debate!


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