Epstein Mania Reaches Boiling Point as FBI’s Dan Bongino May Bail on the Bureau
When the Justice Department’s July 7 memo declared “no further disclosure [on Epstein] would be appropriate or warranted,” they might as well have set off a nationwide tinfoil-hat conflagration.
But this week, the conspiracy camp hit new heights when FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino—yes, that Dan Bongino, former Secret Service agent turned Fox News host—didn’t show up for work on July 11.
Rumours abound that he may be plotting an exit from the Bureau he joined just four months ago.
The Memo That Launched a Thousand Theories
The DOJ and FBI, after a “systematic review,” found no hidden client list tying Epstein’s victims to powerful Americans and reaffirmed that Epstein died by suicide in 2019. The memo bluntly stated:
“Perpetuating unfounded theories about Epstein serves neither [victims] nor justice”—mic drop at mid‑Federal Plaza.
Yet across right‑wing microcosms, this pronouncement felt like reading the final season script of Game of Thrones—unsatisfying and full of plot holes.
Alex Jones: Conspiracy’s Chief Emoter
On July 7, Infowars impresario Alex Jones posted through tears on X:
“I’m going to go throw up, actually … I just really need the Trump administration to succeed … and then for them to do something like this—tears my guts out.”
Clearly, the guy wasn’t too thrilled that the promised client catalogue went “poof.”
Enter Dan Bongino: From Podcaster to Plot Twist
Back in May 2023, Bongino himself stoked the flames on “The Dan Bongino Show,” warning:
“There are a lot of people who are knee‑deep in the Washington swamp who are not telling you the truth about serious allegations … that Epstein may have had video and audio of people doing things they shouldn’t.”
He’s no stranger to declaring “the system” corrupt—and yet, four months into the FBI brass, he might just walk the walk (or ghost the office).
Pam Bondi’s Flame‑Thrower Moment
Former Florida AG and Epstein investigator Pam Bondi fanned the flames on Fox News:
“It’s infuriating that these people [Biden administration] thought that they could sit on this information … it’s going to come out.”
But come July 8, Bondi’s tune shifted at a Cabinet meeting:
“And that’s it on Epstein,” she sighed, admitting most videos were merely heinous CSAM, with only a few clips left to wring publicity from.
Damage Control from the Top
With critics smelling a back‑room cover‑up, Deputy AG Todd Blanche took to X on July 11:
“The suggestion by anyone that there was any daylight between the FBI and DOJ leadership on this memo’s composition and release is patently false.”
If only “daylight” could shine on the truth.
Why Is Everyone So Worked Up?
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Veteran Conspiracists Want Receipts: Trump loyalists, having flirted with the idea of a VIP list as gospel, feel betrayed.
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Bongino’s Brand Is ‘Swamp‑Buster’: He built his post‑FBI persona on exposing “the deep state.” Now it appears the deep state might’ve invited him in—and locked the door.
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The Public Yearns for Closure: After years of tantalizing hints—Epstein’s private jet logs! His Little Black Book!—folks want a smoking‑gun dossier. The memo presented an empty set.
 
What Happens Next?
Will Bongino resign in protest, launch a new conspiracy podcast, or simply binge‑watch Suicide Squad 2?
The Bureau braces for turbulence, while conspiracy‑theory roadshows prepare another season.
A (Somewhat) Sane Takeaway
Amid the online freak‑out, remember: the real victims are Epstein’s survivors, who deserve serious justice, not a sideshow of cable‑news blowhards.
If the DOJ and FBI are indeed done, let’s hope they channel energy into fighting actual child exploitation, not fighting phantom conspirators.
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