Another WTF Moment: Convicted Sex Offender Tries To Wed A 9-year-old At Disneyland Paris

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PARIS — When you think of Disneyland Paris, visions of fairy-tale castles, cotton candy, and appropriately aged princesses probably pop to mind. 

But last Saturday, park-goers got a very different chapter in the Disney saga: a 39-year-old Brit allegedly tried to wed a 9-year-old “bride” in a top-secret mock wedding—complete with hundreds of clueless extras, a string quartet, and zero fairy godmothers to sound the alarm.

The Plot Thickens
Jean-Baptiste Bladier, prosecutor in nearby Meaux, summed it up best: this was no Disney romance—“a fictitious ceremony intended to be filmed privately” that crashed and burned when staff spotted the pint-sized “bride” in her poofy white crinoline. 

In park lingo, it was basically “Happily Never After.”

Enter Our Villain…Err, Groom
The groom? 

A convicted sex offender from Britain, reportedly using a stolen Latvian identity and so much makeup he could’ve headlined “Drag Race: Meaux Edition.” 

Bladier revealed he’s now charged with fraud, identity theft, money laundering, and “assisted witness” status in a potential corruption-of-a-minor probe. (Alas, no pumpkin-carriage getaway this time.)

“Why Are the Extras on Pause?!”
About 100 French actors answered an online ad for a “prestige wedding rehearsal,” black-and-white dress code, 200 euros each, absolute secrecy. 

Yeelen Eyogo Edzang, a 50-something French actress, showed up at dawn in designer black tie, only to find worried Disneyland staff blocking her hotel’s ballroom entrance.

“The girl is 9; we are stopping everything,” one staffer said, just before Ms. Edzang spotted a tiny “bride” being carried in.
“She was so small—like Tinker Bell if she’d had a really overzealous fairy godfather,” Eyogo quipped later.

Latvian ‘Father’ Sounds the Alarm
A 55-year-old Latvian extra, hired for 12,000 euros to play “dad,” got the shock of his life when he discovered the “daughter” was a child. 

He phoned park security faster than Goofy trips over his own ears.

Spotlight on the Real Offender
British police won’t name him until he’s charged, but details fit London’s own stuntman-turned-offender, Jacky Jhaj—jailed in 2016 for deceiving 15-year-olds into “movie auditions.” 

BBC investigations also pin him for booking child actors in Leicester Square for a fake film premiere, complete with directions to “cry, far-reaching, and faint” as he paraded the red carpet. 

Charming.

Disneyland’s “Oops, Sorry!”
In vintage corporate-speak, Disneyland Paris issued a statement: they “immediately canceled the event after identifying major irregularities,” have “filed a complaint,” and are “cooperating fully” with authorities. 

Translation: “We regret the inconvenience, enjoy your wine, and never mention this again, okay?”

No Magic Wand for This One
Thankfully, the 9-year-old Ukrainian “bride” and her mother—who’d flown in just two days earlier—were unharmed. 

A doctor confirmed no physical or sexual abuse occurred, and the girl wasn’t forced. 

Let’s just say her next vacation request might skip “fairy princess wedding” and stick to “meet Mickey Mouse.”

Moral of the Story?
When life gives you extra actors, a secret ceremony, and zero due diligence, you get a headline fit for a satirical sketch. 

This wasn’t Disney’s finest hour—instead of “Something Familiar, Something Real,” it was more like “Something Awful, Something Unreal.”


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