Russia vs NATO Jets Over Baltic Sea: Attempted Tanker Boarding!

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Tanker Tango & Jet Jitters: Baltic Sea’s Newest Spectator Sport

Move over, Formula 1—this week’s real high-speed chase played out above the Gulf of Finland, featuring NATO’s MiG-29s tailing Russia’s Su-35S like fighter-jet paparazzi. 

The object of desire? 

The shadow-fleet tanker Jaguar, which Estonia tried—and hilariously failed—to board using patrol boats, a helicopter, and a drone that the crew nicknamed “that little flying nosy neighbor.”

Scene of the Spy-acle

Estonian forces, armed with stern radio warnings (“Papa 6732 – anchor now or face penalties!”), tried herding Jaguar, flagged in Gabon but flagged suspicious, toward Bixby. 

The tanker’s bridge crew responded in Russian: “Nice try, clowns!” and in Hindi: “Is that our drone?” 

Meanwhile, NATO scrambled Polish MiGs faster than you can say “restricted airspace,” with a Russian Su-35 swooping in to shield the rogue oil hauler.

Putin’s No-Show Peace Party

All this drama unfolded as Vladimir Putin was busy ghosting peace talks in Istanbul—because nothing says “serious diplomat” like ditching chairs at the UN. 

Observers noted the irony: Russia flexes fighter jets but can’t muster the courage to show up face-to-face with Ukraine.

How It Ended (Spoiler: With a Docking Slip)

After all the aerial acrobatics, the Jaguar limped calmly to Gogland Island, whispered “thanks for the aircover,” and sailed on toward Primorsk. 

Estonia’s Foreign Minister demanded “tougher, faster sanctions,” while Russia’s Chargé in Tallinn got the diplomatic version of a breakup text: “We need space.”

Lesson of the Day

When your oil tanker doubles as a sanctioned sanctions-evader, don’t be surprised if your antics spark a dogfight worthy of a blockbuster. 

And if you’re in charge of peace talks—maybe don’t bail at the last minute!


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  4. #Su35vsMiG29

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  12. #PolishPilotPower

  13. #EstonianEscapade

  14. #GoglandGetaway

  15. #SanctionsSafari

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