From Wolf Suit to Orange Jumpsuit: Chiefs Superfan Scores 32-Year ‘Touchdown’ Behind Bars

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Move over, Patrick Mahomes—there’s a new star quarterback in the house!...The 'big house', that is!!!

Xavier Michael Babudar, aka @ChiefsAholic, traded his wolf suit and end zone dance for an orange jumpsuit and the prison wardrobe par excellence: stripes. 

This Monday, an Oklahoma judge threw a 32-year flag on his final act—robbing the Tulsa Teachers Credit Union in December 2022—for which he’ll serve another 14 years after his 17-year federal sentence.

“I’m Sorry I Lied, I’m Sorry I Robbed”
Babudar apologized in court, claiming he “took full responsibility.” 

His lawyer added that he was “sincerely remorseful,” which prosecutors hope doesn’t include remorse over missing Chiefs tailgates.

Serial Bank Heists & Superfan Perks
This Wolf-Man’s crime spree spanned 11 robberies in seven states—financing “expensive tickets and travel” to chant “Go Chiefs!” in stadiums nationwide. 

U.S. Attorney Teresa Moore noted victims got terrorized at gunpoint, while Babudar got VIP seats—and an autographed Mahomes painting confiscated by the FBI.

Life Sentence… Almost
The Tulsa DA wanted life, but Judge Michelle Keely called “concurrent sentences,” meaning federal prison first, then Oklahoma’s finest accommodations for 14 more years. Touchback!


Wolf Suit vs. Prison Blues
Once beloved on X for his wolf costumes and Chiefs devotion, Babudar finds out the hard way that not even Taylor Swift can bail you out of a 30-year stretch. 

Rumor has it he’s trying to start a “Chain Gang Choir” singing “We Will Rock You.”

What’s Next?

  • Restitution Woes: Ordered to pay $530,000+ for stolen loot—so much for investing in Chiefs stock.

  • Fan Base Fallout: His online followers now debating whether “free agent” might mean “behind bars.”

  • Wolf Pack Minus One: Kansas City’s wolf howls have gone silent; the real pack disavows armed robbery.

Lesson Learned: Being a die-hard fan doesn’t excuse felony scores. If you’re gonna cheer on your team, maybe stick to foam fingers—unless you enjoy extended stays in prison.

 

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  2. #ChiefsAholicGetsCaldWell

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  4. #FromEndZoneToCellZone

  5. #ThirtyTwoAndYoureThrough

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  9. #ConsecutiveConsecutive

  10. #RemorseRingOfHonor

  11. #ForfeitTheMahomesArt

  12. #SerialRobberSeries

  13. #Encore14Years

  14. #NoSwiftIntervention

  15. #JumpsuitJuggernaut

 

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