Burger King Got Schooled: How Mattoon’s ‘Original Burger King’ Foiled the Fast-Food Giant

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 Move over, Whopper—there’s a new monarch in central Illinois!

For more than 60 years, the tiny “Original Burger King” diner in Mattoon has kept the global burger giant at bay, enforcing a 20-mile royal decree that no corporate Burger King may operate in its backyard.

A Regal Origin Story

In 1957, Gene and Betty Hoots crowned their Frigid Queen ice-cream stand with a simple menu of burgers and fries. “Every Queen needs a King,” quipped Betty, and thus Mattoon’s Burger King was born—long before the Florida upstart even dreamed of flame-grilled patties.

The Rising Empire

By the early 1960s, the Burger King Corporation was conquering America: first Jacksonville, then Skokie, then Champaign… until it knocked on Mattoon’s door. 

In 1968, the Hoots family drew their trademark saber and sued, arguing that they’d been wearing the Burger King crown in Illinois since before most of us were born.

Courtroom Showdown

In a landmark Lanham Act ruling, a judge decreed: yes, the chain owns “Burger King” nationwide—but the Hoots family has home-court advantage in Coles County. 

The result? 

No corporate BK within 20 miles of 1508 Charleston Ave. Take that, international franchising machine!


$10,000 Bribe… Er, Offer

Legend has it BK Corp once dangled ten grand for Mattoon rights. 

The Hoots family: “Thanks, but we’ll take our burgers with a side of principle.” 

Today, the “Original Burger King” thrives under new ownership, still protected by its Marvin-the-Martian-style exclusion zone.

Why It Matters

  • David vs. Goliath: A reminder that even a mega-chain can be humbled by a mom-and-pop.

  • Trademark Triumph: The Lanham Act isn’t just legalese—it’s gourmet justice.

  • Local Flavor: Fresh-never-frozen burgers trump corporate uniformity (and satellite-delivered selfies).

So next time you’re craving a Whopper near Mattoon, remember: sometimes it takes a little Midwestern pluck to keep a fast-food empire in its place. Hail to the Hoots!

 

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  10. #20MileDecree

  11. #LocalFlavorVictory

  12. #FlameGrilledFumble

  13. #GourmetJustice

  14. #BKvsHoots

  15. #CrownYourBurger

 

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