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Violent Break-in At Beanie Babies Billionaire’s Mansion Leaves Woman In Coma

 

In a crime caper with more twists than a Beanie Babies tag, Santa Barbara County deputies arrested a suspect after a violent break-in at the Montecito mansion of Ty Warner, the reclusive billionaire founder and CEO of the company behind the 1990s collectible sensation. 

The incident left a 60-year-old consultant, Linda Malek-Aslanian, in a coma and a security perimeter fit for a Hollywood blockbuster.

“Home Invasion or Turbocharged Toy Heist?”

At approximately 4:30 p.m. on May 21, the Santa Barbara Sheriff’s Office fielded a 911 call reporting a possible vehicle theft or home invasion at the 1000 block of Fairway Road. 

Deputies arriving on scene discovered Malek-Aslanian lying outside the residence with severe injuries. She was rushed to a nearby hospital, where she remains comatose.

“Suspect Still Inside”—Cue the Tactical Teams

“Deputies learned that a male suspect was still inside the residence, but it was unclear if all occupants had safely escaped,” the Sheriff’s Office stated. 

Reinforcements from the California Highway Patrol, Santa Barbara Police Department, and County Air Support converged on the gated estate. armored Bearcat vehicles and the Special Enforcement Team rolled in alongside the Crisis Negotiation Team, establishing a secure perimeter.

From Bathroom Barricade to High-Stakes Tumble

Investigators later confirmed all remaining residents—including the plush-toy magnate himself—had escaped unharmed. 

The suspect, Russell Maxwell Phay, 42, had holed up in an upstairs bathroom. 

In a dramatic finale, Phay attempted a second-story escape but was apprehended after leaping to the ground.

Charges That Make Your Head Spin

Phay, a Nevada resident, now faces a slate of charges:

  • Burglary

  • Assault with a deadly weapon

  • Battery with serious bodily injury

  • Kidnapping

  • Plus one misdemeanor count of Obstruction

He is held without bail at the Southern Branch Jail, with authorities believing he had no prior connection to his victims.

 Who Is Ty Warner, Anyway?

At 80 years old and worth an estimated $6 billion, Warner built his fortune selling tiny plush animals—but he’s no stuffed suit. 

His real-estate portfolio includes the Four Seasons in New York. In 2014, he received probation for tax evasion after underreporting $24.4 million in income and evading $5.6 million in taxes. 

According to the booking complaint, Warner was home at the time of the intrusion, though deputies have not said whether he was a target.

“Nothing Says ‘Security’ Like a Bearcat”

From the air to the armored cars, law enforcement’s swift, coordinated response underscores the seriousness of the assault. 

The Sheriff’s Office praised inter-agency teamwork but stressed that home invasions—even in celebrity enclaves—can pose unpredictable risks.

Community Reels and Online Reactions

Local residents have expressed shock that such violence struck Montecito’s manicured streets. 

On neighborhood forums, one commenter wrote, “I always thought this place was too serene for trouble,” while another quipped, “Guess even Beanie Babies can’t soften a bullet.”

Next Steps in a High-Profile Case

Deputies continue to investigate motive and any potential accomplices. 

Meanwhile, Malek-Aslanian’s family has requested privacy as they navigate her critical condition. 

As for Warner, expect upgraded security measures—and perhaps a new limited-edition plush featuring bullet-proof vests!

 

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