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Monsters, Inc. (But Real) -- Babysitter Checking for 'Monster' Finds Man Under the Bed

GREAT BEND, KANSAS – A babysitter's routine bedtime monster check turned into a scene straight out of Monsters, Inc.—except instead of a lovable blue furball, she found a 27-year-old ex-boyfriend with a restraining order.

On March 24 at around 10:30 p.m., Barton County deputies responded to a call about a “disturbance” on Patton Road. The babysitter, whose night had already involved wrangling hyper kids and debating whether cookies count as dinner, was trying to convince one child that there were no monsters under the bed.

Spoiler alert: There was.

When "Checking for Monsters" Becomes a Real Job

“I was just trying to prove there was nothing scary under there,” the babysitter told authorities. “And then BOOM—eye contact with an actual monster. And it didn’t look like Sulley.”

The monster in question? Martin Villalobos Jr., 27, who, it turns out, had once lived in the home but was legally required to stay far, far away.

Boo? More Like RUN!

Witnesses report that after the babysitter’s terrifying discovery, a struggle ensued, a child got knocked over, and Villalobos made a break for it—probably realizing he had chosen the worst possible hiding spot.

Police searched the area that night but couldn’t locate the ex-boyfriend-turned-bed-dweller. However, much like Randall the sneaky lizard in Monsters, Inc., his escape didn’t last long.


The next morning, officers spotted Villalobos in the same area. He attempted to outrun law enforcement on foot, which (as you might guess) did not end well for him.

“We gave him a head start, just to be sporting,” one deputy reportedly joked. “But let’s just say he’s no Mike Wazowski.”

Monsters, Inc. Sequel: Restraining Orders, Inc.?

Villalobos was captured and taken to the Barton County Jail, proving once again that if you’re going to hide under a bed, maybe don’t do it in a house where the residents have 911 on speed dial.

As for the babysitter? She is now considering a career in private investigation—or possibly monster hunting.

The child? Probably sleeping with all the lights on for the foreseeable future.

And parents everywhere? Rethinking the whole “don’t be scared of monsters” bedtime speech.

 

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