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Chevron’s Secret Venezuelan Oil Money: A Democracy Discount?

Because nothing says “diplomacy” like a $300 million oil check.

In what can only be described as a modern-day geopolitical soap opera, the former administration quietly gave a thumbs-up to an oil giant’s exclusive VIP club membership in Venezuela—complete with a hefty $300 million cover charge. 

Despite an official waiver explicitly stating that Chevron wasn’t supposed to be slipping cash into government coffers, a secret side deal said otherwise.

“We were told not to pay Venezuela,” one industry insider shrugged, “but then we were also told to pay Venezuela. It’s like playing Simon Says, but with oil barrels.”

Oil, Elections, and the Art of the Deal-ish

The former administration’s logic? 

A little financial encouragement could nudge Venezuela’s leadership toward democratic elections. But as history—and common sense—have proven, throwing cash at the problem doesn’t always work.

“The goal was simple,” one government official explained. “Let them sell some oil, bring in dollars, and in exchange, they’d take democracy for a test drive. Unfortunately, they left democracy parked in the garage.”

Meanwhile, Chevron quietly filed paperwork with Venezuelan authorities acknowledging those very payments, all while the U.S. public remained blissfully unaware. 

“We call that strategic transparency—where you only tell people things when it’s convenient,” joked one energy analyst.


The Trump Administration Shuts Off the Spigot

Fast forward to today, and the current administration is putting an end to this unique approach to diplomacy. Chevron has now been told to wrap things up and say goodbye to Venezuelan crude.

“It’s time to wind things down,” a White House official said. “We tried, we failed, and now we’ll go back to just sanctioning things the old-fashioned way.”

Observers note that the situation perfectly illustrates the timeless principle of international relations: money talks, but it rarely remembers to vote in fair elections.

Final Thoughts: At the end of the day, one thing is clear—when it comes to global politics, oil, and backroom deals, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

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