(Very disturbing when the Department of Homeland Security issues a memorandum like this) The Department of Homeland Security quietly handed law enforcement a memo that sounds like it was written by a paranoid sitcom writer with a chemistry degree: domestic partners are — allegedly — increasingly turning to chemical and biological toxins as their weapon of choice. In plain English: beware the protein shake !... No, this is not the plot of a streaming true-crime documentary (though it could be). It’s an intelligence note, dated in January 2026 and obtained by the news outlet ABC News, warning that poisons — from relatively ordinary household medicines to more exotic compounds sold on the darker corners of the internet — are being used in romantic entanglements that go sour. DHS’s takeaway: these cases are weirdly slippery to detect because they can mimic ordinary illnesses and show symptoms only after it’s too late. Talk about relationship goals gone wrong!! If ...