Going Once, Going Twice, Sold to the Bankruptcy Court: 2025’s Yard Sale Economy
Bankruptcy Valuation 2025: When Your Assets Value is Whatever Someone on eBay Will Pay The 2025 economy is like a roller coaster built by committee—wild, unpredictable, and occasionally leaving you wondering if anyone remembered the safety brakes. And now, when it comes to bankruptcy valuations, there’s a new motto in town: Your stuff is only worth what someone’s willing to pay for it. Yes, gone are the days of theoretical values and overinflated estimates. In today’s market, your assets are valued less by sentimental worth or glossy appraisals and more by what someone would actually fork over for them in a sale. It’s capitalism distilled into its most brutal, garage-sale logic. Market-Driven Bankruptcy: eBay Rules Apply Think of it this way: your grandma’s porcelain cat collection may have been appraised at $500 a decade ago, but in 2025? It’s worth whatever your neighbor bids on it after 12 hours of intense Facebook Marketplace negotiations. That’s the essence of market-driven ...