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Move over blockbuster movie premieres—Northeast Florida just rolled out the biggest heartwarming event of the year: Operation Light Shine , the first-of-its-kind, multi-agency mission that found over two dozen missing children and returned them safely to their families.  With more sparkle than a Fourth of July fireworks finale, this epic search involved over 30 local, state, and federal law enforcement partners who teamed up for a common goal: bringing Florida’s littlest heroes back home. “Finding Them Is Just the Beginning” Kevin Branzetti, CEO of the National Child Protection Taskforce , summed up the mission’s heart and soul to WFOX:  “Finding the children is the first stage, but somebody has to listen to them and help them.” And help them they did, ensuring each child got not just a safe reunion, but also the care and support they deserve. United We Shine This operation was a shining example of “many hands make light work.” Branzetti told WJAX in Jacksonville Florida,...

In a move that’s left therapists reaching for their stress balls and Floridians reaching for the nearest snack cake, state lawmakers have approved a plan to chop over 400 positions from the Department of Children and Families (DCF)—and yes, most of them are in mental health.  After all, what’s more Floridian than sun, sand…and sudden, inexplicable budget cruelty? Licensed mental health therapist Cherlette McCullough summed up the collective disbelief:  “Just gut-wrenching—like, Oh, my God.”  Gut-wrenching indeed, Cherlette, especially when your gut knows it’s about to get a lot more twisting. The Numbers That Count Here’s the breakdown: 89 vacant positions—presumably those that were already deserted for less traumatic work, like juggling flaming swords—plus 365 full-time equivalent posts currently filled by real live humans tasked with…you know, helping people stay sane.  That’s 454 jobs in total, destined to become a footnote in Florida’s budget “savings” plan. ...

Remember when Intel meant “Intel Inside”—a badge of honor on every PC from your grandma’s Windows 95 to your gamer nephew’s liquid-cooled rig?  Those glory days seem as distant as dial‑up internet.  This July, the storied chipmaker is slashing 15–20% of its factory workforce , potentially axing up to 21,800 jobs faster than you can say “Blue Screen of Death.” “These are difficult actions but essential to meet our affordability challenges and current financial position of the company,” announced Naga Chandrasekaran , Intel’s vice president of manufacturing, in a memo spotted by Oregon Live .  Translation: “We bought too many swivel chairs and forgot about AI.” With 109,000 employees worldwide, the pink slip tidal wave could leave more than 20,000 Hillsboro, Oregon , plant workers un‑Intel‑ligent and scrambling for new résumés.  While final U.S. figures are TBD, those federal grants— $6.9 billion from the CHIPS and Science Act—can’t print themselves overnight....

It was a classic “hold my coffee” moment for Florida’s air traffic controllers last Friday when, without warning, their radar vanished into the ether—kind of like that friend who says they’ll “just be five minutes.”  A fiber-optic cable had been severed somewhere in the Jacksonville center’s extensive web, prompting a brief, panicked blink on the controllers’ scopes. But before anyone could shout “Mayday!”, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) confirmed that the Jacksonville Radar Center’s trusty backup system swooped in like a caped superhero, ensuring no flights skipped a beat—or the tarmac.  “There was no loss of critical air traffic service,” the FAA stated, almost matter-of-factly, as if acknowledging that traffic lights sometimes turn red. “Backup? We Don’t Need No Stinking Backup—Oh Wait, Yes We Do!” The Jacksonville center, which oversees a staggering 160,000 square miles of Southeastern airspace across Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North Carolina, and South Caro...

Hold onto your steering wheels, Sunshine Staters—come July 1, 2025 , Florida drivers will discover that “fast and furious” is no longer just a movie franchise, but a one-way ticket to Courtroom U and possibly Club Cellblock.  The new “super speed” law makes your 75 mph cruise on the Turnpike look as deadly serious as it sounds: exceed the speed limit by 50 mph or more, and you’ll be slapped with a $500 fine, mandatory court appearance, and up to 30 days in jail .  Offend twice in five years? That jumps to $1,000 , 90 days behind bars , and a year-long license suspension. “We want to break the psychological impunity of paying and walking away,” declared the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles in its official roll-out. In other words, “no more ‘Oops, forgot about that ticket’—now you’ve got Grandpa’s rocking chair to think it over.” Why Now? Blame a Tragic Turn The law traces its origins to the heartbreaking death of 11-year-old Anthony Reznick , struck by a r...

Forget Skynet.  Forget  the HAL 9000.  Long before the first chatbot plotted a coup, there was a far more cunning, centuries‑old intelligence quietly shaping humanity’s every move.  Enter Money , the “OG” Artificial Intelligence—no data center required, just a dusty treasure chest and a propensity for chaos. From Barter Bots to Coined Calculations Once upon a time, humans exchanged chickens for goats with the precision of a toddler trading blocks.  Then someone—call them the first “AI architect”—invented coins.  Suddenly, value became portable, logical, and no longer required barnyard sacrifices.  Just like today’s machine learning marvels, early money was a simple tool: a radio‑silenced, battery‑free algorithm for solving the age‑old “I need eggs, you need shoes” problem. But just as early AI graduated from calculators to autonomous drones, money didn’t stay a humble token of exchange.  It evolved, adapted, and began rewriting human behavior...

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida officials are under pressure to tighten laws and penalties after a series of high-profile crimes in which suspects posed as police or federal agents.  In one recent case a Florida woman donned an “ICE” shirt and abducted her ex-boyfriend’s wife.  Across the country, a Minnesota man was captured after shooting two state lawmakers – one of them fatally – while “posing as a police officer,” complete with uniform and flashing lights.  These incidents – along with others ranging from fake Secret Service schemes to impromptu “traffic stops” by impostors – have alarmed law enforcement leaders and lawmakers alike. Real-World Impersonation Incidents Investigators say criminals have increasingly exploited the public’s trust in uniformed authority.  This spring in Bay County, Florida, authorities say Latrance Battle entered a hotel wearing a black shirt labeled “ICE,” flashed a sheriff’s business card and forced a legal-resident immigrant into h...

On Sunday, the National Weather Service in Fairbanks broke centuries of chill by tagging what used to be a “special weather statement” with the more ominous “Heat Advisory.”  Temperatures are projected to flirt with 85°F—enough to send moose scurrying for shade and make parkas feel like wearable ovens. Why the Fuss? “This is an important statement,” Fairbanks-based meteorologist Alekya Srinivasan intoned, pedantically adjusting her temperature map.  “The public needs to know that there will be increasing temperatures, and they could be dangerous because Alaska is not used to high temperatures like these.”  Translation: when your neighbor’s igloo turns into a sauna, you might actually need to worry. No, It’s Not the Apocalypse Before anyone starts texting their cousins in Nome about climate Armageddon, take a breath of that muggy 60-degree air: Fairbanks hit 90°F not once but twice in June 2024.  “It’s not that the heat prompted issuance of this advisory,” expla...

As the resilient community of Altadena continues the arduous journey of rebuilding after the devastating Los Angeles wildfires, one of rock’s most iconic voices has offered a powerful spark of hope.  Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Steve Perry has raised an astonishing $215,000 through an extraordinary auction drawn entirely from his personal archives—funds that will directly benefit Altadena fire victims via the Sweet Relief Musicians Fund . Curated by Darkives Collectibles, the auction showcased over 50 rare and never-before-available items from Perry’s storied career.  Fans and collectors had the chance to bid on a treasure trove of music history, including handwritten lyrics, gold and platinum records, vintage tour merchandise, and signed instruments.  The standout piece of the evening was the original handwritten lyrics to “Don’t Stop Believin’,” which fetched an incredible $43,500 —testimony to the enduring power of Journey’s timeless anthem. Highlights of the a...