DOUBLE JEOPARDY = Damned if you Do or Don't!!

Paris woke up on Oct. 19, 2025, to a plot twist more suited to a blockbuster than a normal morning at France's Musée du Louvre : four balaclava-clad thieves allegedly rode up, drove a small crane to an upstairs window, grabbed a stash of crown jewels from the Galerie d’Apollon — and vanished on motorbikes in about six to seven minutes.  Tourists were shuffled aside; priceless history was pocketed; one crown was dropped in the getaway; and the rest of us refreshed the news feed like it was a math test we hadn’t studied for. President Emmanuel Macron reacted with the solemnity the moment required: “The theft committed at the Louvre is an attack on a heritage that we cherish because it is our History,” he wrote on X, promising that authorities would recover the works and bring the perpetrators to justice.  That was followed by the kind of practical politics that always arrives when national emblems get nicked — vows, emergency meetings, and a parade of officials explaining ho...

Wall Street ’s version of deja vu arrived in a pair of court filings and earnings slides: a subprime auto lender that folded and an auto-parts supplier whose books apparently hid billions.  JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon — the same executive who helped steer markets through past crises — told analysts bluntly, “My antenna goes up when things like that happen,” and warned, “And I probably shouldn’t say this, but when you see one cockroach, there are probably more… Everyone should be forewarned on this.”  Those remarks weren’t intended to be melodrama; they were a reminder that small, niche failures on the credit side can spread in ways that surprise even veteran bankers. Why the alarm bell?  First came Tricolor , a Dallas-based subprime auto lender that filed for bankruptcy in September.  The fallout wasn’t just a local dealer’s mess — JPMorgan recorded roughly $170 million in losses tied to the collapse, a concrete hit that Dimon himself noted as “not our finest momen...

If you thought scammers were only in your DMs offering too-good-to-be-true crypto tips, let's meet the industrial-scale version of the nightmare.  The Department of Justice announced it has seized about $15 billion in bitcoin tied to a massive “pig butchering” fraud network run out of Cambodia and the size of the haul makes this the largest forfeiture action sought by the DOJ in history . No, your eyes don’t need recalibrating: fifteen billion dollars. With a ‘B’. The indictment unsealed in federal court in Brooklyn charges 38-year-old Chen Zhi , also known as “Vincent,” with wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering conspiracy.  Prosecutors paint him as the founder and chairman of Prince Holding Group , a multinational conglomerate that allegedly “grew in secret .... into one of Asia’s largest transnational criminal organizations .”  According to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of New York, Prince Group ran 10 scam compounds in Cambodia where h...

Pull up a lawn chair — and maybe a tinfoil hat — because the latest national-security bedtime story involves tractors, cryptocurrency rigs and a suspiciously well-placed cornfields.  Former national security official David Feith told the investigative newsmagazine 60 Minutes he’s been losing sleep over who owns U.S. farmland — especially land near military bases.  In Feith’s words, “The ability to own large tracts of land, especially close to sensitive U.S. military and government facilities, can pose an enormous problem given the nature of technology today…”   He warned that access to a building, a shipping container or “two” could be exploited for “enormous damage, either in intelligence terms or in military terms.”  Succinct follow-up: “It's an entirely new way of war.” Let’s be clear up front: this is not a popcorn-ready Hollywood plot where a combine turns into an intercontinental missile launcher.  But in an era where tiny, cheap sensors, powerful math...

When NASA’s Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) slammed a ~600-kilogram spacecraft into the tiny moonlet Dimorphos in 2022, mission control popped the champagne (or at least the celebratory graphing software).  The experiment did what it set out to do: the impact shortened Dimorphos’s orbit around its parent asteroid Didymos , proving we can nudge space rocks on purpose.  The plot twist?  The orbital wobble didn’t stop when the cameras stopped rolling — it kept changing, slowly, for weeks after the crash, and astronomers are still scratching their helmets trying to explain why. Before the impact, Dimorphos circled Didymos every 11 hours and 55 minutes .  Immediately after the hit, the clock got reset: astronomers measured an orbital period about 30 minutes shorter .  Cue fireworks.  But then, puzzlingly, astronomers noticed the orbit “shrunk” a little more — another 30 seconds over the following month.  That second squeeze was small, but unexpe...

Once upon a time, in a lab, a PhD student was annoying her colleagues with a noise problem and while doing so, accidentally invented a way to dismember tumors using nothing but very loud, very focused sound.  That student was Zhen Xu , who as a University of Michigan grad student in the early 2000s discovered what’s now called histotripsy — an ultrasound trick that pulverizes tissue with microsecond pulses until a tiny hole appears in pig heart tissue.  “ I thought I was dreaming, ” Xu recalled of that first, jaw-dropping result.  Fast-forward decades: doctors are now using that same idea to treat liver tumors without cuts, scalpels, or long hospital stays. Histotripsy is part of a growing family of sound-based oncology tools that are quietly remaking the notion of “surgery.”  In October 2023 the FDA approved histotripsy for liver tumors; the U.S. commercial rollout followed research — including a HistoSonics -funded study reporting technical success against 95...

If you’ve ever wanted to be seen as both eco-savvy and faintly ludicrous, French startup Cixi has just read your mind — and pedaled it into a prototype.  Meet the Vigoz , a three-wheeled, enclosed pedal-electric vehicle that politely asks: why choose between a bike and a car when you can have the social ambiguity of both? At first glance the Vigoz looks like a cross between a velomobile , a futuristic soapbox derby entry, and one of those fancy personal mobility pods people keep describing as “transformative.”  But the headlines aren’t for aesthetics alone.  Cixi’s headline feature is a chainless drivetrain driven by its Pedaling Energy Recovery System (PERS) — a clever bit of engineering that converts pedal input into electricity to run the hub motor and even recharge the battery.  Translation: you can get your cardio in on the way to the main drag, then coast to 70+ MPH like a very smug electric snail. Here’s what makes the Vigoz the kind of thing that wil...

Imagine discovering a sequel to a horror movie, only to find the studio shelved it because the villain’s résumé makes the producers look bad.  That’s the current state of play with PFNA — a so-called “ forever chemical ” now known to lurk in drinking water systems that serve roughly 26 million Americans — and an EPA toxicity report that, according to agency scientists, was finished and ready to be posted in mid-April. And then… nothing. The assessment, produced by the Environmental Protection Agency ’s Integrated Risk Information System (IRIS), concludes what independent scientists have long feared: PFNA — perfluorononanoic acid — appears to interfere with human development (think lower birth weights ), and animal data strongly suggest liver damage and male reproductive harms ( reduced testosterone , lower sperm output and smaller reproductive organs ).  The report even calculated a so-called safe exposure level — the key number regulators use to set cleanup targets at...